4 the love of Joaquin Pheonix

Now I wanna start by saying I fully support Joaquin in his new venture into hip hop. heck! I'll send him a beat in a minute. But hold up guys, why is it that now that you start rappin' you gotta be always high as a muthafucka? at least 'master ya high'. Don't be callin' yourself an MC and be all confused and shit when the camera comes on...

also dude, do not stick gum under peoples tables just cause you don't like how they interview

Please dude, stop falling off stage like that, goddam! it looked bad.


yeah.
Now listen to this dude break down some serious hip hop knowledge...

This cat knows his shit and I would listen to his album when it's finally done.

CATCH JOAQuIN PHEONIX EXCLUSIVES ON 'LEFT HANDED ACQUISITIONS' LOL?

Now this shit is funny!

Today is the day after my birthday, and my birthdays have been notorious for not being a big deal at all, but the day after, boi. So we wake up all half asleep and shit, take mama to work and on the way back home me and 'dusty', run into the entire fucking Pasadena fire and police department. About 6 fire trucks and 10 police cars and an army of fire fighters all over my block.

They block the whole block off right(as usual), and proceed to show us how effective they are in putting out fires. 

First of all, why do you have to shut down the block? The fucking apartment on fire was like 8 buildings away from me. I tried tell the fucking meathead piggass pig!!!!! That I had a sick baby who needed to be back in the house eating and shitting on schedule, but this fucking lackey is like, 'you can't come in here'....

People, if I am paying taxes, you think you could avoid shutting down the whole city everytime someone leaves the stove on? Why do we have to suffer? or is it just the only way these muthafuckas know how to show that they are worth paying taxes for?

GET SMART!

BE EFFICIENT!

STOP THESE OVERKILL MISSIONS!!!!

Don't close down my whole freeway to fix the fucking light at rush hour muthafuckas. 

quit treating us citizens like stupid fcuking kids! We all know you don't need to create a detour in order to get a kitty cat out of a tree. You don't have to stop traffic to help someone get thier car unlocked! YOU KNOW BETTER!

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T!!!!!!

peace, light and love

abf

BEATS, BLUNTS, AND DIRTY BASSLINES

LAst nite the 5 signs played in front of our biggest audience yet(maybe 25 people?). But the best part was having all these MCs, and vocalists. It was a great vibe. 

I dunno, maybe really crave the atmospheres I heard about when I studied blue note's history or just an old fashioned Jam session. Who knows where this goes....

In other news : 5 signs is now distributed worldwide, get it.

The bubble

So I've been in bedroom studio settings for the past 4 years honing in on a techinque a style of production. I may have found it. 

I am working on my sophmore project. Recording vocals from underground living legends like K the I, Lynnix, Deca, the list goes on. 

Now that the 5 signs compilation is global, we may have a good shot at this business yet!

Hold up! I got a 5 month old baby, a fiance who is just learning to heal into this new life and a 4 year old daughter who doesn't really see me very much, where am I travelling to? Amsterdam? I feel old as fuck!

Why did it take so long for me to pick up an MPC? 

You know I didn't even know what that was? I went to scratch academy to learn how to mix records and ended up thinking; hmmmm, I wanna MAKE records. it took 2 years and a girlfriend who knew more about music than most producers I know to get me into the MPC format. Now I'm in a 5 piece MPC ensemble. LIFE. But I'm about to be 32. when I was 23 I thought 'SHIIIIIIIIIT, I need to be a star by 30' LOL! 

Here I am just hoping we can book some shows in Amsterdam soon!!!!

Keep your fingers peeled and your eyes crossed for the following upand comings:

alcendor- That Girl

ABF- The return of the wonderful

Foniks-??????

Accrete- Fiendish Foes v.1

NSOK- (so many to choose from)

But go get your copy of

5signs- Left Handed Acquisitions