Now this shit is funny!

Today is the day after my birthday, and my birthdays have been notorious for not being a big deal at all, but the day after, boi. So we wake up all half asleep and shit, take mama to work and on the way back home me and 'dusty', run into the entire fucking Pasadena fire and police department. About 6 fire trucks and 10 police cars and an army of fire fighters all over my block.

They block the whole block off right(as usual), and proceed to show us how effective they are in putting out fires. 

First of all, why do you have to shut down the block? The fucking apartment on fire was like 8 buildings away from me. I tried tell the fucking meathead piggass pig!!!!! That I had a sick baby who needed to be back in the house eating and shitting on schedule, but this fucking lackey is like, 'you can't come in here'....

People, if I am paying taxes, you think you could avoid shutting down the whole city everytime someone leaves the stove on? Why do we have to suffer? or is it just the only way these muthafuckas know how to show that they are worth paying taxes for?

GET SMART!

BE EFFICIENT!

STOP THESE OVERKILL MISSIONS!!!!

Don't close down my whole freeway to fix the fucking light at rush hour muthafuckas. 

quit treating us citizens like stupid fcuking kids! We all know you don't need to create a detour in order to get a kitty cat out of a tree. You don't have to stop traffic to help someone get thier car unlocked! YOU KNOW BETTER!

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T!!!!!!

peace, light and love

abf